Nagz

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1.A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremly beautiful when her lips are closed.

2. One good way to reduce alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage drink whenever you are SAD.
After Marriage drink whenever you are HAPPY

3.Three FASTEST means of communication:
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell to woman[Need still FASTER- Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE]

4.Lover your friends not their sisters.Lover your sisters not their friends.

5.A man got 2 wishes from GOD.He asked for the best wine and best woman.Next moment,he had the best wine and mother terasa next to him.

Moral: Be Specific.

6.Let us be generous like this:
Four ants are moving through a forest.They see a elephant coming towards them.Ant 1 says: we should kill him.Ant 2 says:No,Let us break his leg alone.Ant 3 says :No,we will just throw him away from our path.Ant 4 says:No, we will leave him because he is alone and we are four.

7.If you do not have a girl friend - you are missing some thing in your life.If you have a girl friend you are missing every thing in your life.

8.Question:When do you congratulate someone for their mistake.
Answer : On their marriage

9.When your life is in darkness,pray god and ask him to free you from darkness.Even after you pay,if you are still in darkness - PLEASE PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILL.

10.Why government do not allow a man to marry 2 woman .Because as per the constitution, you can not punish twice for the same mistake.

11."A ship is always safe at the shore -but that is not what it is built for " -Albert Einstein

posted by Nagz @ 11:47 PM